Hello?
Noorie?
Who is this?
l'm Shaurya
Shauryawho?
Shaurya from office
From office?
Oh Specsie!
Specs Yes... Er no...
Shit
What is it?
l saw your numher in the office database...
sothought l'dcallyou andask
What?
l mean
Youthought of calling but didn'tthink ofwhatto say?
No, lthought
What did youthink specsie?
l
Do you have a prohlemwith spectacles?
Speak specsie
Uh
actually
lwanttodo friendshipwith you
What? Youwon't marry me?
No
No?
l mean Yes Wecan
Sure?
Hello?
Shit
Do you like food?
Do you?
Yes.
What kindoffood?
All kinds.
Look, l'llcountto five
lf you can name myfavourite food,
you maytake me outfor dinner
lf not, don't call me again
Understood?
1
2
3
4
Pav bhaji.
l'm getting married in 2 months.
Arranged marriage?
Whathappened?
Didyou hearthat?
Hearwhat?
This? -Arat...
Tryingto scare me?
Whatis it?
Should lthrow them away? - No.
Don't getmarried...
No Shaurya. That's not how thingswork.
Marry me.
Yes, marry me.
Are you crazy? -Why?
Why?
How is itpossible?
Why not? Marry me.
Andthen we move in here?
Ofcourse not
We'll shiftsomeplace else... l'll getus a new home.
Shaurya, we can'tafford it.
l'll arrange for something.
No Shaurya, it can'thappen. This is notsome-
Noorie, everythingwill be fine. Please marry me...
l'm leaving in two days...
l'll find a house tomorrow...
We can't...
Noorie tell me one thing.
Do you love me?
Yes l do, l love you.
That's it. That's allwe need.
l love you.
lt'll be our own home.
Aone room kitchen type...
l don'thave much ofa budgetnow, around 15 or so...
Once l getmy salary l'll be able to afford more.
Please sir. Try...
Please help me a little sir.
lt's notpossible in 15000
l'll give you more later. After a month?
Aone room kitchen costs 20000. You'll find nothing for 15000...
Notin this area...
Somewhere close by...
Notpossible.
lt's quite urgent...
Urgent or not, it's justnotpossible.
Fifteen?
l'll getmy salary in twoweeks, but for now...
Then come back in twoweeks. Can't do itin 15000
lt's really urgent... l'm surewith your help itwill happen
When do you need it?
Today. This evening... - Today?
That'swhy it's really urgent.
Please sir...
Do you have the deposit?
l don'thave itrightnow butas soon as l getmy salary...
You don'thave the depositamount; you have a budget ofonly 15000
andyou needthe apartmenttoday... Not goingto happen.
l'm getting married so that's-
Don't getmarried.
Sir please... - Notpossible
Alittle help please...
l'llwait.
Hey...
Hey there...
Are you looking for a flat? -Yes.
l'll getyou one for 15000.
Where? Here. Close by...
Come, there's no issue...
ls there a problemwith this flat?
No problem atall.
You can live there for 3 months. No onewill say anything.
lt's a new flat.
New? -Yes.
This is the building.
Come.
Uncle
He's almost deaf.
ls the building empty?
lt's been ready for 2 years...
butthere's some issuewith the lease.
Acourt case. So no occupancy certificate yet.
Butthat's nota problem. You can stay here comfortably.
This is a broker's flat.
He boughtitbutnevervisits. We guys hang outhere.
Hewon'thave a problem?
No problem atall.
He never comes here. l look after everything.
Water comes in the morning...
There's electricity for 24 hours...
There's a TV, fridge, AC.
You're sure therewon'tbe any problem? - No problem atall...
lfthere is, l'm here.
Whathappened?
Nothing.Alittle stuck.
ls this the rightkey? -Yes.
This is the hall...
The sun rises there...
TV
This is the kitchen...
There's a fridge and heater.
This is your 2nd bedroom with an attached bathroom.
The other bathroom.
The electricity has tripped. l'lljuststep outto fix it.
l'm going.
Where?
Home. Some urgentwork.
Most importantthing
Never giveup
Adventure is not ahout whathappens outthere
lt's ahoutwhat happens
in here
The hrave survive
Theweak, they die
This is Hawk McNahsigningoff from 'The World ofthe Wild'.
Shit
Shitman
Hello...
Shaurya
Noorie, listen... - l've heencallingyoufor ages
Listen l'm coming. l haveto leave forthe statlon
l'm coming, l'm on my way...
Come fast
Oh god...
Come on... Come on...
Come on...
Please... Pick up...
Please...
Hello Mr Shaurya, welcome to Just Dial.
l needthe number for a key maker. My door is jammed.
Mr Shaurya, willyou repeatthatplease?
l needthe number for a key or a lock maker quickly.
The lock has broken.
You needthe numherfor a locksmith?
Yes, a locksmith.
Youwantthe locksmith tocallyou? Or do you wantthe information via SMS?
Yes please. Message me and ask themto call.
l can hear you
My battery is low, please send iturgently.
l'llsend youthe numher
Thank you.
Mr Shaurya l'd liketogive you some good news, you havewon 2 movie tickets-
Justplease sendthe number fast.
Thank you.
ldiot
A to Z key maker
l needthe number for a key maker.
l mean, couldyou send one over?
Do you needto make a key or break a lock?
The lock is stuck.
lt's broken from inside andthe key is on the outside.
lfthethe key ison the outside, we'll have to break the lock.
Yes you have to break the lock. Please send someone.
Which area are you in?
This is in Prabhadevi. - Where exactly?
Near Siddhivinayak...
Yes, Siddhivinayak-
No... No... No...
Shit
Watchman...
Hellowatchman...
Watchman...
Hello...
Anybody there?
Help please...
Anybody?
Hello...
Hey you.
Hello...
Up here
Here
Hey... l'm here. Here...
Hello...
Watchman...
Hello...
Hello red shirt...
Hello...
Uncle
Hello...
Help...
Watchman...
Hello...
Hellowatchman...
Watchman...
Watchman...Watchman...
Watchman...
Hello... Here...
Please...
Down there... down...
Hello...
Hello.
Hello? -Yes
ls this SwargApartment?
What?
ls this SwargApartment? -Yes.
Does anyone live here?
No one lives here.
No one?
l've been working here for 2 years. Nobody lives here.
Please leave.
Anyone here?
Eat
The evolution ofhomo-sapiens is a truly remarkable event.
Aswe know from Charles Darwin, it's all aboutsurvival ofthe fittest...
Now whatwould l do if lwas exploringthewilds...
And l'd run out ofsupplies?
Say lwas in the Sahara Desert orthe Amazon rainforest...
or even trapped in a small room...
Whatwould l do forthat vital source ofnourishment?
l'lltellyou...
Acockroach!
Now this little fella is packed full ofprotein.
Not only that, it can survive for 1 month without food.
You my friend, you can't.
Sowhat do l suggest?
l suggesttakingthis, putting it on yourtongue and...
You've never eaten chicken before? - Never.
Why not?
No one eats itin my family.
Why?
lt's against our religion.
But l have religious friends, they eatnon-vegetarian food.
lt's their bad karma. They'll pay for itsome day.
So l'll also have bad karma because l'm eating chicken?
l'm notsayingthat...
You're a nice girl so itwill balance itselfout.
Andyou're a bad guy butyou don't eat chicken...
so thatbalances itselfout.
Are you one ofthose people?
Thatsupportthe beefban?
Yes.
How is that okay?
Shouldn'titbe about freedom ofchoice? lt's my decision.
Who are you to tell me what l can or cannot eat?
You or anyone forthatmatter. - l'm not forcing anyone.
l'm justbeing honest. l don'tlike it.
lt'swrong. Why do you have to killto eat?
lt's notwrong...
Animals kill each other for food in thewild.
Because- -We are also animals.
Have you ever seen a lion eating boiled potatoes?
They can't. Butwe can eatthis. -Yes, butwe can also eatthis.
That'swrong. - How is itwrong?
ls it okay to kill someone for food?
To take a life?
Have you seen videos ofanimals being slaughtered?
That's okay?
lfl fancy eating a family member ofyours...
Wouldyou letme?
They'll defendthemselves.
Precisely. Kill animals because they can'tspeak...
Justbecause it's yummy.
lt's a bitstrange, isn'tit?
Why...Why?
Why?
Wantto hear a joke?
Agroup ofratswere hanging out...
when a sexy elephantpassed by...
You know what one ratsaid?
36,000- 24,000- 36,000
Thank you... Thank you... Thank you...
Welcome to ''Chatwith Rat''
Are you all listening?
Can you hear me?
Because no else can hear me
l'll show you
Watchmannnn...
What's the plan?
This doorwon'tbreak, notin this lifetime.
Can'tjump fromthewindow.
No pointin shouting. Everyone outthere is deaf...
Or doesn't give a damn.
The balcony on the 30th floor doesn'thave a grill...
Butto gettherewe'll have to cutthrough this one.
Andthe only toolswe have...
Auseless fan blade,
Atubelightstarter,
Ametal plate fromthe AC,
and our pan.
lfwe succeed...
we still have to climb down 5 floors withoutany safety gear.
One small mistake and...
Watchmannn...
The apartment downstairs may not even be open...
That's the risk.
Butthere's no option.
Soon wewill run out ofwater...
You'll sneak away through some pipe or drain...
l'll die here.
l don'twantto die here...
Comewhatmay, lwon't die here.
lwantto get out...
Eatpav bhaji swimming in butter.
Go to the beach and swim...
Eatsweetice candy.
Travel in a crowdedtrain.
Sweaty...
Stinky...
lwantto getpushed around
Fightwith the conductor
lwantto brawl
Go to office
MeetNoorie
Getmarried
Have many baby Noories and Shauryas
l don'twantto die here
Go...
Thequote goes,
''When you look intoan ahyss, the abyss also looks into you... ''
Butwhat l say is
When ahyss looks at youfunny, punch the abyss in the face
ln thisepisodewe're exploring the lndonesian jungles,
This really is the heart of darkness where people fearto tread.
Andthosethat do, never come back alive.
ln this jungle we're goingto find giantlizards...
Flies the size of myfist
Alligators the size ofhuses and birds the size ofcars.
Are you readyforthat? Because letme tellyou...
What you don't know is goingto getyou killed.