The festival is off to a grand start There's euphoria all around
A team of warriors has arrived to win the tug of war with vigor
Accompanied by trunks and trumpets and drum beats praising them
With courage in their words and actions
Even the whole world would crumble in their hands
To reach the sky like lightning Their mighty hearts find new paths
Those who set fireworks aflame can answer to the scorching sun on the streets
Oh mighty warriors, who are swimming across the dark and raging sea
Join the battle where lions clash Come, oh mighty warriors
All you brave hearts, join together And make it a fierce battle
They swing on an elephant's tusk
They are daredevils With many tricks up their sleeves
Who is there to fight back And keep them from blazing forward?
The festival is off to a grand start There's euphoria all around
A team of warriors has arrived to win the tug of war with the vigor
Accompanied by trunks and trumpets and drum beats praising them
With courage in their words and actions
Even the whole world would crumble in their hands
To reach the sky like lightning Their mighty hearts find new paths
Those who set the fireworks aflame can answer to the scorching sun on the streets
Oh mighty warriors, who are swimming across the raging dark sea
Flying high, with fire in their hearts
As war drums turn thunderous The world trembles in fear
The hidden black panthers will run for their lives
Everyone will retreat when faced with them
-Boss, food? -Food?
You eat it! Idiots, eating all the time...
Aren't they gonna bring it? Are they cheating me?
-What, sir? -Nothing. I was telling you to eat!
These guys are so stupid.
Please give me something.
No, no. Get going!
Enough. Come on, hurry up! Come on!
-Sir, what's this? -Keep quiet!
Sir, I've received the item.
Just get there in one hour. I'll have set things up by then.
Let's make the whole thing a little dramatic, okay?
Oh, queen of my dreams When will you come?
Sing, man!
Oh, queen of my dreams When will you come?
Such shrewd minds!
They have sent it in pieces so that no one would recognize it.
This is a game with our lives at risk. You remember everything I said, right?
Travel by taking many different trains.
Tamil Nadu Border. The station's name is Gomangalam.
They, and only they, will be there.
It's a completely deserted station otherwise.
How will he recognize us?
Just go to the station with the box. They'll come to you.
If we go without the box, they won't come?
No. They won't come if they don't see the box.
You poor idiots!
Just go down to the station like I told you.
And if they give you money, you know where to go, right?
Don't call me under any circumstance. It's the cyber age.
There's a chance the police will be able to track me.
Once everything is over,
send a message to me on WhatsApp in code, so no one else could understand.
I'll repeat the station's name one last time: Gomangalam.
-What's the name? -Mukesh Kumar.
You fool! I said the station's name. Gomangalam!
Then without further delay, hit me over the head.
Knock me out, then go, fast! They'll be here soon.
Shetty wouldn't be fooled at all.
Hit me hard, man! Well done!
Friends, none of you believed me
when I said that the crisis that began two days back would be temporary.
When I said that it would be a blessing for us, you all suspected me.
Now look! We are going to be millionaires!
No, no need.
Open it!
What happened, Prabhakaran?
Nobody move! Come on!
Don't move! All of you, hands up!
Suresh told us everything.
We know everything.
No, sir. He sustained a hard blow on his head, sir.
If this stuff gets onto the black market somehow,
the whole country will be in crisis. You know that, right?
I didn't know that one among them would betray the others.
Have you found out where it went?
Sir, we cracked his phone.
There aren't any suspicious calls or messages.
After Suresh delivered the item, Prabhakaran didn't call anyone.
And the people we arrested?
They don't know where it is, sir.
We'll only be able to find it if he regains consciousness.
So go and search for it, man!
Namaste. Speaking far away from the city, this is Arakkal Abu from the High-Range.
Did you notice? There was something fishy about the train
when it set off from Mangalore.
It's always like that, not just with trains.
Even if North Korea fired an atomic bomb at America,
it would probably end up detonating on Shaji Pappan's chest.
Let it come. Even after that mess with the exotic herb,
Pappan is still here with his old back pain and other problems.
Apart from a slight fluctuation in his attitude towards women,
Pappan is the same old Pappan. Even with us.
Hey!
We should get this cow dung to our village before evening. It smells so bad!
I'm driving a cow dung lorry for the first time.
As if! You were driving Ambani's car before this.
Faster, man! There's a cross right in front of the lorry.
Will we get in trouble?
Yes, here we go.
-The bridge is full of those mad men. -Sir, a lorry is coming.
Stop!
Looks like we're in trouble. How do we get out of this mess?
-Hold this. -Get down fast!
What's in the vehicle?
It's manure for Shaji Pappan's plantation, sir.
Do you want some cow dung, sir?
Who is this Shaji Pappan? Is he an estate owner?
-Shaji Pappan? -Give it here.
-Did you come via Marayur? -Yes.
And there's no sandalwood hidden in the manure?
-Sandalwood? -Tell the truth, are you smugglers?
Why are you trying to misrepresent the case, sir, just like the media?
Shut up, scum!
I'll decide whether it's sandalwood or just manure.
PC, unload the whole thing. And search under the platform.
Sir, you can unload the manure and search the platform,
-but you'll need to load it all back up. -And if we don't?
If the manure doesn't reach the plantation,
-you'll have to answer to Pappan. -Go and tell him about it!
-Cleetus? -I'll answer him myself!
Now you throw the ball. I'll bat.
-What? -Call him!
Keep quiet, umpire!
I'll show you who's the umpire when we get to the station!
That won't be necessary now, sir. They're here.
Pappan!
It's Abu?
Abu is a terror An absolute devil
The death-God's wingman Lover of blood
He combs his hair with a sword
Chopping heads is his hobby
Abu is a terror An absolute devil...
Who is this?
He combs his hair with a sword
Chopping heads is his hobby
Pappan isn't there?
-Come! -Leave me, sir.
Is it really necessary to involve Shaji Pappan in cases of cow dung, sir?
-Am I not good enough? -And who are you?
It's good that you don't know.
I am Abu. Arakkal Abu.
Just ask them.
You don't have to ask us. He's Arakkal Abu.
So, just leave Shaji Pappan's boys and his lorry alone.
Are you telling the police how to do justice, you rascal?
Don't do that, sir. You'll be condemned.
How dare you grab my hand?
Shajiyetta!
SHAJI PAPPAN
Sir! No!
Shajiyetta!
Even Haji Mastan would salute the brave and mighty Shaji Pappan
Even an atom bomb would defuse on its own at the sight of Shaji Pappan
Even Haji Mastan would salute the brave and mighty Shaji Pappan
Even an atom bomb would defuse on its own at the sight...
Is Pappan coming from Sabarimala?
Pappan is our darling Pappan is our wealth
-Oops. -These are my boys, sir.
This is just manure, right?
-Leave it alone. -Who are you to tell me that?
If anyone touches Pappan...
-then Pappan will decide their destiny! -Kill him, Pappan!
Pappan, I just said that out of excitement!
Run for your lives! Or Pappan will throw all of you to the water.
-Really? -I swear!
Then let's scram!
-Sir, you know how to swim, right? -Hey!
What did you think? That Pappan was a third-rate smuggler?
My forefathers conquered mountains, fought wars with wild animals and plundered gold!
When did that happen?
-It happened. -Really? Then continue.
So, me and my boys, who have such a history,
needn't make a living by smuggling sandalwood!
Swim! Not even the alligators want your stinking blood!
We'll wait at the station! You hear me?
That's right.
I just remembered. There's a small problem.
What? Give me some water.
Shajiyetta, we're in dire need of money now, right?
When are we not?
Tug of war matches are not happening, right?
When Abukka told us, we also thought it's right.
In the lorry, below the cow dung, there is a little sandalwood.
Very little.
Sandalwood?
We kept it to get rid of the cow dung stink.
Sir!
-Do you need a rope or something? -Get lost! I'll get you later.
God... What atrocity have you done, Cleetus?
For trying to smuggle sandalwood,
and trying to kill the duty officer SI Pradeep Kumar who stopped them,
by throwing him to the dam from the Kambanamedu bridge,
Pannimattathil Shaji Pappan is accused in these cases.
Bail is allowed for the accused with the guarantee of 50,000 rupees
and two persons.
And the court orders him to go and sign in at the local police station every Monday,
and not to leave the district without the permission of the court
until the trial is completed.
The date of the trial will be announced soon.
Oh, my God! Terrorist!
-Don't run, Aashaan! -I won't run!
So it was you? I had told them never to permit you inside.
They didn't let me in. So I jumped the wall and came in.
-Please help me! -Sir, I'm feeling cold.
-Get out! Bloody gunman! -Yes sir.
A thousand people will rise From every drop of blood
Don't make me talk about what happened in the name of the protest behind the bush!
Who got irritated when I said that?
That's the traditional style of this PP Shashi.
Let them come.
Even if all the media comes, I will say, "Get out"
and stand strong like a baton tank. That's this PP Shashi.
That's our party's new slogan. Tell them!
Sir...
-My cap! -Your trap!
When I became a minister, the first thing I enquired for was your cap.
That has been on my table as a paperweight for a long time
and it will remain there for even more time.
What's that sacred mark on your forehead? It looks like the party symbol!
Drink it!
The party workers and villagers squeezed the juice out of me.
-It was me who sent them. -I was sure about that.
This is the 17th time,
that I've been trying to meet you at the minister's office and your house.
I can't live without my cap!
-No? -Revolutionary Lion! Please help me!
Help me!
My enemies are on the rise at the High Range.
The other day someone threw the Anangappara SI into the dam.
Apart from me throwing something to feed the fish in the dam,
I don't like anyone else throwing even a stone into the dam!
So...
-I need a slave there! -Aashaan!
Aashaan! I am that slave, Aashaan!
I will take very good care of you and your boys!
Don't ditch me, sir! Please!
When I asked him decently, he was arrogant.
The arrogance that he became a minister.
Finally, I locked the door of that room.
Without understanding anything, he sat there like a scared kitten,
our Home Minister. PP Shashi.
I kept the gun I had with me on his table.
Then just one dialogue!
But wasn't your gun seized while you were suspended?
-Yes. -Then which gun is this?
A new gun which I got to kill your dad! Listen to the story, rascal!
-Sir. -PC, just tell him about me.
I told him, sir. He might have forgotten. What is this?
-So where did we stop? -Fire! No. Gun!
Yes. The gun! Then I said,
"You can make one choice.
Either I will leave the room with my cap,
or my bullet will pierce your chest!
You can decide what you want among these two."
Everyone got scared... Silence all around...
an eerie silence.
-Sir! -God! The party men!
-Him? -God! This trouble-maker?
What?
What's up, sir? You've become dark.
You've come here this morning to sign in, have you joined the police?
Not that, sir. The ex-SI Pradeep Kumar sir,
I threw him into the dam.
Oh my, it fell down.
That's how this case happened. They asked me to come and sign.
Shall I make him sign, sir?
-Let's sign? -Yeah.
What's that? A mountain?
-No. It's a shoe. -Shoe, it seems.
Still going on with tug of war and messing around?
Tug of war is like oxygen for us, sir.
No messing around.
Actually, I didn't do anything to him. He tripped and fell into the water.
If that is so, then good for you!
If not, I'll remove your spine and make a stick.
I know that, sir.
Come here and sign every week and you cannot leave the district!
Then I'll sign in for the whole six months, now.
-Isn't that a good idea, sir? -No.
-You can't do that, Pappan. -I can't?
-Okay, then. -Get going!
What's this? A hippo?
Yes?
He's showing disrespect towards me.
We should lock him up as soon as possible and teach him to respect me.
Why is she shouting like this?
-Stop shouting! -Shaji Pappan!
-Not smuggling sandalwood today? -Why do you need sandalwood?
To cremate your father? Bloody scum-bag!
You? I thought it was my mom! What is it?
Go mend that jackfruit tree. You just sit here ogling all the time!
Get up and come!
Poor thing. I should have killed it and eaten it back when I had the chance.
An adorable goat
A sweet goat
Pinky! Your kids are so greedy! Shall I have them butchered?
These are the only earning members of this house.
-And you want to kill them? -That's true.
Hey! Where's the money that you got by selling milk and that little goat?
I won't give you a single penny from that.
I've put it in a piggy bank to buy a Honda Activa.
I don't need it, anyway.
-You made such offers back then! -I'll give it! Stop shouting.
"Rachel dear, your father, who is my brother, Thomas Pappan,
just because he left you and mom, don't worry.
This Shaji Pappan is there for you, right?"
Even when my mom left, you said that you'd be there for me!
After making all these claims, have you bought even a churidar for me?
-I need money for that, right? -Money!
Now you need me to take care of your mom, these goats,
and to apply hot bags on your back.
You're so useless to everyone around you, Pappan!
I'll slice you! Wait and watch!
To kill your sarcasm, I'll snatch a huge deal soon enough!
You're mocking me too much. I'll show you!
-Irritating! -I've heard this too many times.
-Pappan! -What?
-There's a great deal! -Deal?
God is great! He brought a deal right when I said it.
-What deal is it, my boy? -Come! Come!
Get down guys...
Even the ex-Minister can read it better than this.
-Who's that? -Give it here.
-"Friend... -It's from the Centre.
...Pannimattath Varkey Pappan's son Shaji Pappan."
Is this the Bible? Read properly!
"Since it is the Panchayat that has given the property for the club,
if 'Winner's Club' becomes inactive anytime,
or if the building is not refurbished,
the Panchayat has the rights to seize the building back and demolish it.
And since the current condition of the club is pathetic,
the maximum time for refurbishing and renovating the club will be one month.
This is the Panchayat Ruling Committee's decision.
If the renovation work is not completed within one month,
the Panchayat will seize back the property that was given to start the club.
From President Uthup. Kappakkala."
-Is this the bumper you brought? -This is a seizure!
Seizure? Then there will be drum rolls and all, right?
What do I do now, Jesus?
Shajiyetta, he came and checked out the club in the morning.
Is this why he asked to give it directly to Pappan without opening?
-Mom, tea! -Don't call her. That hag will come here!
Tea? Go ask your mom to make it.
All the useless fellows have gathered early in the morning?
What is it?
I heard you shouting that there's some big bumper!
Well,
the Panchayat is going to give us an award after seeing the functioning of our club.
PRESIDENT ANGANGAPARA VILLAGE PANCHAYAT
Wear a little extra. Let the lips be rosy.
Little devil!
It's blasphemy anyway.
After your parents left you at the convent,
you started a fight there and hit a nun on her chin,
and came back home. And because of that,
I won't allow any alliance for her, not just from this village,
but any other village too.
I mean, I don't think anyone would come running, anyway.
-Right, Antony? -Of course!
I'm going to be very upfront with everything about myself.
I got both my daughters married off to good families.
Moreover, I have around 60 acres and many shops in my name.
And I have a great hold in politics. Right, Antony?
No liabilities at all!
Then, shall I ask you something?
Can you get her married to me?
It's good that you get them married!
Especially since Marcose Chettan isn't well now.
After the marriage, I will be there for everything, right?
What's there to think about, sister?
It's the neighbors who have a complained because Uthup is unmarried.
Especially women!
It's out of love!
-You didn't have tea. -No. I have diabetes.
-Then some mixture? -No way! Blood pressure!
What more do you need? Get them married!
Let the children live happily! Right dear?
-Everyone would be eating inside, right? -All you can think about is food, right?
Here they come!
-He's wearing a wig, Shajiyetta! -Hold me!
-Don't you know that I have Arthritis? -Looks like he is on old age pension.
-Get down carefully. -Looks like he's very healthy!
Yeah, right. I've heard that he studied with Gandhiji.
Aunty, Namaste. I haven't forgotten about the toilet.
All the losers are here? What's up, Shaji?
-I wanted to meet you. -What's the matter?
Nothing. About the club...
Forget about it. That's not going to happen!
And, you should talk to that girl and make her agree.
You're neighbors, right?
After the marriage, we will be neighbors too, right?
We should have a blast!
If that happens, I will sort out all the issues of your club.
Start the car!
If that's so, then why don't you get that done, Pappan?
Let's get Stella Chechi married to Pappan.
The wounds from his first marriage are still fresh.
Anyway, marriage and family life are not meant for such jobless people!
Shajiyetta! Pappan, don't be sad!
Just like Mohanlal walks away in Kireedam.
Pappan became really sad.
We were all sad that we would also have to sing sad songs with Shajiyettan,
and live in grief hereafter.
That's when it came on a cycle.
Catch!
-Wow! Exactly like Mammootty! -What is this?
What's that? Is it a notice for the next seizure?
-What more can they seize from here? -Let me read it.
-Mahindra Baahubali! -Mahendra Baahubali? Give it here!
You don't know how to read.
-It's in English! -Give it back!
Will Pappan get it?
It's an international tournament. Covers all of India.
They have invited only our team through a special letter.
The registration fee itself is 50,000 rupees.
Then training, food, costumes, all that would cost quite an amount.
But if we win, we will get a cup made with half a kilo of gold.
Cup made of half a kilo of gold? So how many sovereigns would it be?
Should be around 50.
-That's great. -Of course!
If all of us pull strongly, the cup will be in our hands.
Then who will you be? A princess!
-Smile! -Get lost!
But you should help us by giving us a lot of money!
What?
By God's grace, I don't have any money, right?
So you should help me for one last time, Mom!
How?
Our house's documents, can be mortgaged. How does that sound?
You want my house's documents for your useless club?
-What is this? Shadow play? -Run! Run!
-Get that shorty too! -Is this a modern play?
Don't hit me there. I have to get married.
-Run! -I will kill you today!
Even though Mom objected, I finally managed it.
Did she give it?
What Mom gave is seen on this forehead. She didn't give it, man!
I very smoothly stole the documents.
I left a colored photocopy in their place.
-That was a great idea, Shajiyetta. -Dude, there's only half an acre of land.
If we lose that, we'll lose everything.
We will win, Shajiyetta! We will get the club back as well!
God, protect this poor smuggler!
God!
Ikka, five or six people have come to meet you today as well.
God!
The document is fine. It's original.
I will give you 200,000 rupees.
-And one more thing. -What?
-My interest rate is slightly high. -Of course.
When the time period is over, you should bring me 230,000 rupees.
Or else, one of my wives will go to your house.
What's wrong with that? No problem! But there aren't many facilities.
-Just tell her. -Sure.
After that, me and Ponnappan will reach there with two beds and pillows.
-What do you say? -No!
So, mercy and extra time,
don't expect these two things from Abdullah.
I don't expect it. That's why I came here.
Pappan, don't care about the documents. Tug of war is more important for us.
-You bloody-- -Then accept the money auspiciously.
-Give it. -You shouldn't take it.
God! Please help me pay this back on time!
-I hope he's never able to pay it back! -What?
It's just a prayer that us loan-sharks do.
You have prayers for cheating as well?
Okay then! Carry on!
Look who's here! Leelamma!
I'll sort this out.
-Your husband is still in Dubai, right? -No. He's at home.
Is that so? Why did he come back?
Shout! Shout! Shout loudly!
Your throats will get sore, but this Uthup will not resign!
-Resign, you shameless fellow. -Long Live!
-Resign, man! -That was awesome.
Who's this? Hey, man!
If it's about the club, it won't happen! You have only two weeks more.
-Get down from the Jeep. -It's okay. I'm safe.
-It's not about the club. -Then?
-About your marriage. Stella! -Stella? What's happening?
Did you talk to her?
Shajiyettan put in a lot of effort and trouble to make her agree.
But how do we talk about this without having a couple of drinks?
-Shall we drink? -Not just a couple! Let's have four!
-I am going crazy with happiness, Pappan! -Even for us!
Let's do one thing then. Let's go to our bar.
Uthup sir, awesome!
-Enough? -Shall I fix one more?
Enough. Six drinks is my limit.
And I don't like people who drink without control.
Tell me the matter.
Even though she's slightly sad, she finally agreed.
-Why does she have to be sad? -Well, she's saying...
-Or no need. -Tell me, man!
You tell him!
For everything, that Antony will be with you, right?
To drive, you need Antony.
So people are saying that it's because you're not able to do anything at all,
you're taking Antony around for help everywhere.
These are young kids, right?
They are interested in people who drive at 100 to 110 speed.
Not just that. When you go on your honeymoon after the wedding,
would that girl doubt that this Antony would be under the blanket?
-He will do that. -That's true!
Some drivers can't be trusted. Look at my case!
That scoundrel came to drive my car. He left with my wife!
He even stole the underwear I was wearing.
At least, Pappan had engine complaint. But are you like him?
-You're older than Pappan, right? -That's true.
-Have you heard that old is gold? -I've heard of rolled gold.
I'll show you now. Move!
I have to shine in front of them. They're trying to scare me.
You went alone and boozed without taking me?
I have dismissed you!
-Hey Cleetus! -Yes?
What did you say? That I need someone for help?
-Didn't Abu say that? -Turn your mobile on if you want.
And then go and show it to her and tell her, that her groom is 'that'.
-That? -Yeah. The kids say it these days, right?
What's that? Deadly! That's it! Come on! Ready! Start!
Move! Everyone move!
Sixer!
-Shall I buy a wreath? -Wait.
Shajiyetta, now it's become truly deadly!
-Come, boys! -He wants to mess with our club!
Anangappara Panchayat President, Mr. Uthup Thekkepparambil was arrested.
He tried to disrupt the opposition's strike,
by driving his Jeep into the middle of the strike, under the influence of alcohol.
As people ran away, a grave disaster was avoided.
My God!
-What happened to President Uthup? -Can't keep it in his pants!
-This is so spicy! -What?
Nothing. If I say something, you'll add poison to this.
-Where is this from? -Jackfruit dish. Stella Chechi made it.
No Pappan
She'll cheat you, Pappan
Very nice.
It's not so nice. It's too spicy. And there's too much of cumin.
I've liked the spice since yesterday.
You hit me with the bowl on my head, right? It's still hurting!
I was looking for a shovel. You're lucky that I only got that bowl in my hand.
-I'm going to sell her. Do you want her? -He wants to mortgage our house documents!
-You could've given it, right? -She will kill me with these curses.
God! Is there be anyone in this world who's more hopeless than me?
-What's your name? -Paily. Dragon Paily.
-You were the one who named me, Dude Sir. -Such a lousy name!
Sheesh!
-The bananas would've fallen now. -My banana was crushed.
What? No money?
That's what my brother said, sir.
Did you think that I'm a Vahanam that comes for free?
I'm the Vahanam that collects money!
The name is Mayilvahanam! Go ask him,
does he need his hands to cut vegetables, or not? Get going!
-Salaam Alaikum, Sulaimaan! -Wa Alaikum Salaam! What is it, sir?
Stay there. I will come there.
Maan, Maan! Haven't I told you a thousand times?
That if you go to the market, don't dawdle around too much, and come back fast?
Yes.
What happened to him? Brother, is he dead?
He'll kill everyone around him!
Clean the dishes and start making parottas! Go!
Take your cap as well!
Where is the dough? The dough is missing!
Malayalis ask for work first,
and once we give them the job, they try to work against us!
You continue eating. This is all entertainment.
Two parottas a piece, please!
My fate!
-Dude sir. -Yes!
Give some of that.
Was this his actual job?
There's no water in the pipe. We have to get it from the well.
Dude, why do you need to do this?
Shall we put him nicely into that stove and escape, Dude?
And go where?
We came looking for the neelakoduveli herb, and boss died over there.
If we go to Bangkok now, they will shoot us to death!
And if we leave to Kerala,
-Kerala Police will bash us up like crazy. -Definitely!
So until this operation is over, this will be our base.
Understood, Mr. Bull Paily?
-Dragon Paily! -Whatever Paily it is!
You're the one who introduced me to that ganja, Soman
and that's when this started.
-I'm lucky that he didn't have his gun. -What's the noise there?
Nothing, sir. I was just talking to the dishes and cleaning them!
-Come here, man! -Coming!
What is this?
-Come here, man! -Coming!
You scared me!
Don't make noise.
BANK OF TAMIL NADU
Slice him to death! Go!
Maan!
Nothing, sir. This dough is a little tight.
Only Dude sir can beat him at his own game!
Don't get me in trouble. Make parottas, you idiot!
Excitement builds up like fire
All over our nerves
Pappan! We got a new guy instead of Rohith!
-Who is this? -He plays very well.
Let me see your hand. And your legs?
We'll sort you out. Go!
There's a lightning in my heart
The heart is providing the rhythm
What are you doing there? Throw this mud away!
What is this, man?
There are many friends for company
We are progressing together
Let's go forward With the speed of the wind, my friend
Excitement builds up like fire
HONDA ACTIVA WELFARE FUND
All over our nerves
With vigor, without losing focus
We are searching for new paths
I'm getting bored of counting this! Maan!
-Sulaimaan! -Yes sir.
-Come here, darling. -You want tea?
-They have raised the tax at Walayar. -Is that even a reason, sir?
It's 300 kilometers away from here.
I feel like slapping you whenever I see you.
Hey! All this is entertainment! Get lost!
Go do your work! Maan!
Did they raise the tax anywhere else?
Matching each other's steps, Without faltering
Don't step back, whatever happens Keep going forward
There are many stairs Throughout the path
Don't retreat Go forward together with vigor
If this works out, you'll have A fortune in hand
If not, what could happen?
Let us just try once Come on
Like a flame of light, you should be All over the path, leading me
Always with me, as my strength
Bro, mud is falling on my face.
-What? -Mud.
-On your face? -Yeah.
I sold the car I had, and bought bermudas to go to Bangkok, and this is my fate.
And you have a problem with some mud?
If you talk again, I will hit your head with this!
Okay! Dig!
Excitement builds up like fire
All over our nerves
What's up, sir? Do you want tea?
Play with your own kind! Get lost!
There's a lightning in my heart
The heart is providing the rhythm
To achieve our goal We don't have to travel far
There are many friends for company
We are progressing together
Let's go forward With the speed of the wind, my friend
"IDUKKI IS SHINING" RALLY
Excitement builds up like fire
Some--
-Some salt. -Maan!
What is it, sir? Omelet is ready!
-You come here. -Me? Coming, sir.
What is it, sir?
What was this for?
If I had a joker, I would have hit a jackpot.
That's why I hit you.
My darling! All this is entertainment, man!
On my face? Entertainment?
-Now you may go. -I'll show you.
Okay. Stay blessed.
-Is Paily Vattakkuzhi here? -Sir, he's at the backside.
-This isn't working. -Cut the opposite side, you monkey!
-Dude sir, one doubt. -Yes.
Have you ever looked at your face in a mirror?
And you're calling me a monkey?
-Who is Paily Vattakkuzhi? -No. Dragon Paily!
Oops! Police? What is it, sir?
Okay, sir.
Why did the police come?
Once we rob this bank, we will have lots of money, right?
-Then we should fly to Bangkok, right? -For that, I need a passport, right?
I gave this as the local address for verification.
Then you could've given that tunnel as the house number also right?
I forgot about that. You say it only after everything is done!
Those idiot Malabaris are calling. Let's see.
Hey, Brother Cleetus! Fakruddeen speaking.
Hello, brother! How are you?
Our Pappan is bedridden with a back sprain.
Brother, how many times have I told you that I don't understand Malabari!
-Give the phone to Abu. -Yes, yes! Abu!
Abu, come here. Abu?
Here you go. It's that Bengali.
-Hello. -I've told him everything.
-Arakkal Abu. -Brother Abu,
the medicine costs 15,000.
Brother Fucku, I need two kilograms of Kerala Chips.
Fucku might be your dad. Call me Brother Fakru.
Brother Abu, and we need four kilograms of Kerala chips as well.
Four kilograms of Kerala chips is okay.
We'll give you two kilograms of Jaggery chips extra!
But we don't have 15,000.
This is a special instant cure medicine. Our Fakir doesn't give it to everybody.
Okay. We need it urgently.
While going to Palani, stop there.
Okay.
-We'll fix the meeting there. -Okay.
-Okay, brother. -Okay.
-Shajiyetta. -If it's Hindi, I don't need it.
It's not that.
A special instant cure prepared by a great fakir is coming from Rajasthan in a train.
No fakir or even Jesus Christ can solve my back sprain.
-This will be my end. -Don't say that, Shaji Pappan.
They said that there's no pain that can't be cured by this.
A Bengali who came from Rajasthan told me.
-Bengali from Rajasthan? -Whatever!
How long will you live with this damned back pain?
The back pain is fine,
but how do we go for the tournament tomorrow hiding from Shemeer?
We can take some short cut for that. Is he going to keep a watch on us?
He will have other work, right? Right Shajiyetta?
That's true.
Even if he's around, he is not going to catch us.
Wait and watch.
Pull over! How dare you wear an expensive helmet?
Minister PP Shashi is giving a speech at the next street.
He will pass through your street in 15 minutes.
Dhanaya, until the minister's procession passes, don't even let a kitten cross.
-Stop every vehicle. -Okay sir.
Stop! Stop!
-Do you have a program? -Yes.
Must be some innocent souls. Leave them.
-Go ahead. Just a minute. -Don't go. Stop!
Sir is calling.
"The burning of Lanka" ballet. Very colorful!
Who are you?
-I'm Raman. -Ramji.
-This is my brother, Lakshmanan. -Lakshmanji.
He's tired. Poor guy.
We have to go get on stage soon. That's why we're in costume.
Brother, please come.
When did Lakshman become a Muslim?
Get out, all of you!
This was your stupid idea! I told you that I should be Ram!
If you're Ram, is it okay to wear the cap?
-Come out. -Coming!
-Don't stamp on my tail. -Two of them are coming out this way.
My head! Some more people have to get out.
Some more people have to get out.
Shri Ram with a rosary?
Well sir, us Gods don't have religion or caste.
-Only humans have that. -Shut up!
For trying to leave the district by breaking the Court's rule,
-you'll be in jail for a long time! -Sir, I didn't leave the district, right?
You needn't. But you did conspire to, right? That's enough.
-Who are you? -Radha-- I mean, Seetha.
Wear your clothes properly.
Suits you very well!
-And who are you? -Panchali.
What does Panchali have to do in Ramayan?
-Nothing. She just dropped in on the way. -Is it?
-Seetha Chechi called me. -She called you?
And I came.
Four plus four makes eight, and one more makes nine.
Ravana with nine heads? Where's your tenth head?
-I have it in my hand, sir. -Why is it there?
He doesn't poke his head into unnecessary things.
He shouldn't!
-This is Kalidas. -No, sir. Hanuman.
You don't need any special make-up for that. That's a waste.
-What is this? Christmas cake? -Must be egg puffs!
No, sir. It's the Sanjeevani mountain.
So big?
Well, with mudslides and rain, it became small.
It doesn't even have medicine for one tablet!
-And this? -Look at his posture. It's Jesus Christ.
No, sir. I'm Jamalu.
-Jamalu? -Not Jamalu. Jatayu.
-Like a bird. -Jatayu!
You and your bloody wings! I will make all of you fly!
You're trying to fool this intelligent Shemeer with a ballet?
Sir, we are really desperate.
If we don't play the game, my house and the club will be gone! That's why.
Let them go. Even after throwing an SI into water,
you're showing disrespect again to the police?
I will never let you out.
Okay. I'm not going.
They can go, right? The case is against me, right?
Sir, let them go. Anyway, there's no room in the cell,
and since my house is being renovated, I also sleep there.
Except the prime accused, everyone else get going! Watch him!
How can we go without you?
-You go. I'll come. -That won't be right.
-Go, I say! -Come.
"IDUKKI IS SHINING" RALLY
India's soul resides in,
such poor and destitute tea shops and sheds.
The speech is about to end here. The rally will be beginning soon. Be ready.
You're really scared of minister PP Shashi, is it?
-Yeah, right! Sir? -Don't overdo it. I'll tell him.
So, there will be only one lion in this High-Range.
The people's own PP Shashi.
-Revolutionary lion! -PP Shashi! Revolutionary lion!
He's just a clown.
If he sees me, he'll lift his mundu and run.
He's kidding.
-It's true. -Then listen.
Don't turn it off. Let him say.
He kept my cap as paperweight on his table when he became a minister.
He didn't give it when I asked decently.
Then when I got into his bathroom and held him at gun point, I got it.
-Understood? -Sir, if you're such a terror,
then why have you kept an innocent man like me here?
-I will keep you here. -Why?
I will take you to the station and make you squeeze sharbats.
And I'll frame you for all the false cases there. Who are you to question me?
No! Commissioner.
-I am doing good, sir. -Idiot! You want to abuse the minister?
-And while the public is listening? -When?
Leave that innocent man you've caught
and come to the Commissioner's office fast.
Sir--
He cancelled the rally and went for a massage.
Let the minister decide if it's a suspension or dismissal for you.
Hey! Under a special circumstance, I am letting you go.
-No sir. I'll stand with justice. -Get lost.
-Didn't you hear him? Get going! -Okay sir. I'll go.
-Sir, my mace. -I won't give it.
I'll buy another one for you to play with. It's Hanuman's. He will be upset.
Ask him to give it, sir. Give it, man!
-Auto. -Sir, can you buy one like that for me?
My dear people, tug of war lovers,
Mahindra Jeeto Minivan presents 'Balabalam 2016',
the all-India tug of war competition has commenced here.
To this battlefield which is the symbol of strength and brawn,
to this war field where blood is shed to fight battles,
I welcome each and every one of you!
If Sarbath doesn't leave Pappan, we'll be screwed.
I can't think about playing tug of war without Pappan.
What if Pappan's not there?
This Arakkal Abu is here, right?
Only when situations of crisis like this arise, true heroes are born.
Arakkal Abu sir, right?
-Yes. I'm Arakkal Abu sir. -It's me. Kaippuzha Kunjappan.
When I chopped off Kaippuzha Kunjappan's arm during last Onam,
thick blood splashed on my face!
I was searching for you. When did you chop my arm?
He made a mistake, Kunjappan uncle.
If I hear that you mentioned this Kaippuzha Kunjappan's name anywhere,
-I will come again. -Why?
Children, win the cup, okay? All the best!
-Thank you. -Shall I go?
Hey. I don't think he knows Abu sir very well.
Yeah.
With never ending wonders and tricks up their sleeves, in this battlefield,
they are spreading waves of excitement.
Sing and dance in joy, my friend
With the rope in hand They are standing in line
Who in this world can fight against them?
They are a group that has fought wars With many tricks and firm steps
They have a leader who knows How to throw the dice to win
The chest broadens with pride The iron fists are shining
There's fire in both their eyes
When fury is at its peak It's a game of fire
Like an out of control weapon
Once angered, he's a mighty male elephant
Sing and dance in joy, my friend
Krishnetta, Pappan will come, right?
-I hope he let him go. -Cleetus. Captain.
-Will we lose the 50,000 registration fee? -I missed my classes as well.
What happened? Your Shaji Pappan didn't come today?
He might have gotten scared and quit. Why have you come here to waste 50,000?
-Ask them to get lost. -Kings Paravur, Winners Pothumukku,
It's starting. Now you'll shit in your pants!
-The festival has begun, boys! -Look there!
We built a raft With just our valor in our hands
As friends join together to row forward
-Did you sign everything? -All that's done.
Why are you dressed like the death God, Pappan?
-I was trying to find your father! -How did you escape from there?
Should I say that right now?
-Shajiyetta, did Sarbath hurt you? -No, man!
-Where do I change clothes? -Over there.
We built a raft With just our valor in our hand
As friends join together to row forward
Even ghosts ran away to hide in fear
They are jumping the fences of hell And spreading all over
They are all little devils Don't try to make us join you
Swaying their swords and spears They swim in the river of blood
Those who hear their name will be in shock
Those who see them will be startled
Those who are hit by them Will go spinning
They can beat anyone As excitement builds up
Bring on the rhythm for the celebrations
With the rope in hand They are standing in line
Who in this world can fight against them?
They are a group that has fought wars With many tricks and firm steps
They have a leader who knows How to throw the dice to win
The chest broadens with pride The iron fists are shining
There's fire in both the eyes
When fury is at its peak It's a game of fire
Like an out of control weapon
Once angered He's a mighty male elephant
Sing and dance in joy, my friend
Sing and dance in joy, my friend...
Fourteen veterans who are not ready to accept defeat are fighting it out
on this battlefield today!
Here! Overthrowing the army of Sevens Vellukutta,
Winners Pothumukku has emerged victorious!
Team Sevens Vellukuta is being presented the second prize by
Tolins Tires General Manager Mr. Abraham Kuruvilla.
At the first position,
the winners of the golden cup of 51 sovereigns, are none other than
Winners Pothumukku, led by Shaji Pappan!
-We should have won that cup. -That cup is meant for us, man!
Let's play tug of war, Win the cup, oh dear
Hey, Cleetus! Don't get too attached to it. We have to sell it tomorrow.
As soon as we sell it, we should get the documents back.
And before that Uthup leaves the hospital, we should start the club's work.
Yes!
-Shajiyetta, kick the brake. -You're the one who needs to be kicked.
Don't make me mortgage the cup for the food we eat here.
Get down.
The price of gold is dropping. God!
When we got some gold after that struggle,
here comes the next trouble.
Did this study with you in school, Chetta?
-No. -It stinks!
-Have it. It's good. -Chetta!
Can you make this dark?
-Can you make it stronger? -Yeah.
Hey! Make it stronger.
Is there anything at least from last week here?
Shajiyetta! Where did he go? He didn't have the fritters.
Mackerel for 100, sardine for 80, anchovy for 120.
What do you want, Chetta? Shall I get you some mackerel?
Shajiyettan!
Are you doing good?
Yes.
-Who are these kids? -Two at the north are mine.
Two at the south are Ponnappan's.
-And where is he? -I had a back sprain.
Ponnappan ditched me.
That's good... Mary.
You came into my life with Christ's mother's name,
and did what Judas' mother would've done!
Anyway, I'm happy that you're in such a good position.
Mary...
-Shajiyetta. -Shall I ask you something?
Do you want to come with me?
I'll drop you at the next junction. You'll get more business there.
SOUP SHOP
Or you needn't go anywhere. This place is perfect for you.
That was a deadly dialogue, Shajiyetta!
-That was awesome. -I'm content now, man!
Where the hell are you going?
Shajiyetta, shall I finish him?
Leave it, man. He's some loser. Get in, boys.
Mom!
-I'll hold that. -Mom!
Pannimattath Varkey Pappan's wife!
Hey! Rachel! All of you, come out. Even the neighbors can come.
-Why are you shouting? -I will shout!
When I asked you to mortgage the documents for a good deed, what did you say?
That you can't give it. And you kicked me on my chest!
-So you know what I did? -What did you do?
-Tell her, boys! -Shajiyettan stole your documents!
-What? -I stole your documents!
Jesus!
What did you say that day? That I am useless, right?
You know what this useless fellow brought?
-What? -A gold cup of 50 sovereigns!
-A cuppa of 50 sovereigns? -Not cuppa. A gold cup of 50 sovereigns!
Cleetus, show it to her. Let her be shocked!
-My documents! -Mom!
She has fainted!
It's because she saw a gold cup for the first time! Cover it--
-Gone? -Where's the cup?
-Where is the cup?
How long has it been since your wife left you?
-Two years. -Get up. Go and stand there.
My mom was taken to the ICU, and not for her first holy mass.
-Who drew this picture? -Who will it be?
Cleetus, just try and remember.
Who did you give it to when you lost your memory?
Why can't you understand? I wasn't in that vehicle, Pappan!
-And not-- -Tell me the truth, Cleetus.
Where did you go and sell it?
Hey! I've seen the driver who was about to hit us.
-Really? Where? -Who is that driver?
-How do you do that? -Hey.
-Who's here for Mariyamma? -It's me. Why?
Those who want to see her can see her now.
How do I go and face that hag?
Pappan, consider that your mom's time has come.
Go. Go and see her, Pappan. Mom's soul will always be with you.
You needn't know anything. I will make all the arrangements for the funeral.
She has made tea for you plenty of times, right?
-Pappan! -She's gone, dear.
Are you sad?
-Don't cry. -It's not that. The money for the funeral?
-God! -Hey! Don't get a wreath.
That's out of fashion.
-What else is there? -Band set?
Okay. Arrange an ambulance. Call one right now.
And I have to inform Sachin. That's enough.
Even though we used to argue and fight... she loved me a lot.
-Did she say anything before departing? -Departing where?
From the time she regained consciousness, she's been lying there upset,
saying that she doesn't want to see some loser, Shaji.
But it's our duty to inform you, right?
-Lying there upset? She didn't die! -Nonsense!
You didn't die?
-Mom is saying something, Pappan. -Is it some last wish?
-What is it, Mom? -I will kill you!
This was to stop her from swearing?
-Shajiyetta! Hey! -What is it?
I've arranged an AC ambulance to take Mom's body. Shall we take the body?
-You take it. -You hold the back side.
Okay. He will be a dead body now.
Fifteen-thousand-five-hundred in just a day! Most from the canteen.
I lost the cup, my house, and now, I think I'll lose my mom too!
She's saying that she won't step out of the ICU unless I return the documents.
-It's very cold there, it seems. -Is that so?
Then we'll do something. The mortuary is right next to the ICU, right?
Let's move her there.
There it's really cold and much cheaper too.
-You bloody-- -Hey, Lolan, catch him!
I won't!
-Will all of you kill me? -Abu, hold him.
Shajiyetta, you can apply that medicine from Rajasthan!
-You and your damn medicine! -Shajiyetta, got it.
Shajiyetta! Your doubts were right.
-We found them. -His name is Anali Sabu.
The younger brother of Satan Lassar, who died in a bomb blast.
I'm sure he's the one who stole our cup.
But we shouldn't take them lightly.
They run an illegal dance bar at Perumbavoor border
under the guise of a rubber factory.
-We might not be able to clash with them! -Then come on, Shajiyetta!
-Lolan, get the stuff! -Right away, Shajiyetta!
I will finish them today!
If you have a good friend You don't need a mirror
If you are that friend I don't need marriage
If you have a good friend You don't need a mirror
If you are that friend I don't need marriage
My dear My darling
My doe eyed beauty
Don't come and whisper Sweet nothings to me
Don't we have enough and more to talk Until we get tired?
This body of mine is electrified Come to me, my dear
Like a matchstick, like an electric wire Extinguish the fire in my heart
Don't look at me like that With your lovely eyes
And send thunderstorms in my heart
This body of mine is electrified Come to me, my dear
Are you a jumping deer or a swaying fish
Or an eagle doing the rounds To steal me away
Are you a jumping deer or a swaying fish
Or an eagle doing the rounds To steal me away
I'm a flower that turns shy With the touch of a finger
I saw a rosy dream in a cold cozy night
Oh, naughty girl
Won't you set my heart on fire?
This style of mine, and my entire youth It's all for you, my king
I'm at the prime of my youth I can't bear it any longer, come on
Don't look at me like that With your lovely eyes
And send thunderstorms in my heart
This body of mine is electrified Come to me, my dear
Stop it!
This is Shaji Pappan.
From the High Range. The cup that you stole from us...
I've come here to take it back.
That's right! You will take a lot back from here.
This, this is my brother, Lassar, the devil's place!
You little viper, Sabu...
even if your dead brother, Lassar, the devil,
even if his father, Lucifer Mathan, comes,
-Pappan will still leave with the cup! -Then try taking it!
Awesome, Shajiyetta!
My back isn't sprained. Thank God.
Even Haji Mastan would salute The brave and mighty Shaji Pappan
Even an atom bomb would defuse On its own at the sight of Shaji Pappan
Are they going to swim?
This is what happens if you mess with Pappan!
Why does he sound like that?
Put them on properly. Turn them around.
Moonga! Take out the tools!
Beat these pigs to death!
Cleetus, throw the next ball!
The festival is off to a grand start There's euphoria all around
A team of warriors has arrived To win tug of war with vigor
Accompanied with trunks and trumpets And drum beats praising them
With courage in their words and actions
Come!
Even the whole world will crumble At their hands
To reach the sky as a lightning Their mighty hearts find fresh paths
Come here, you fatso!
Catch me!
Sorry, Chechi. That guy is quite shady.
Look at you standing there! But I'm decent, okay!
This is a flag hoisted by Shaji Pappan!
Hereafter, there won't be any dance bar here...
or whatever the fuck happens here.
Come!
-Pappan, I'll be right back. -Where is he going?
Come, Pappan. I've written our full address and phone number.
Let everyone know that we did this!
That's good.
Even the whole world will crumble At their hands
To reach the sky as a lightning Their mighty hearts find fresh paths
Who are these people, sir?
The one sitting on this side on the left wing is Battery Simon.
He used to brew arrack.
The one next to him is Ganja Soman.
When both their businesses were caught, they started working as Satan's sidekicks.
A big deal is happening here for Satan today.
It's some Dubai underworld on the other side.
Why are we sitting here while the deal is happening when we could be sleeping?
You fool! I will teach you today,
how to catch an underworld deal, red-handed!
-Govindan, you also watch carefully. -Okay, sir.
-Yes. Blue Carbuncle. It's original. -Good.
Satan Xavier deals only original stuff!
-Isn't that so? -Yes. Of course!
So we've brought the full amount you asked for.
Sir, they are about to close the deal. Shall we jump in and catch them?
No. While catching a snake, we have to hit it on its head!
-Let him come. -Who?
Satan Xavier.
When I jump in and catch him, you should take a photo.
That's what this camera is for.
-Okay then. -Wait a second.
Once this deal is over, we will be back in Dubai in no time.
Then you will never be able to find us.
-I didn't understand. -Simple.
Xavier, who sent two country bumpkins like you for this deal, is a bigger fool!
If you leave now, you can at least stay alive.
Don't speak about the cash or diamonds.
-Get going. Fast! -No, sir.
Satan Xavier would never forgive betrayal.
You won't ever leave the High Range after cheating Satan Xavier.
Then call your Satan Xavier.
-Take it. -Sir.
-Sir, food. -But we didn't order any food.
Stupid! Food, is this a hotel?
-What is this? -Satan Xavier ordered this for you.
Sir, food has been served.
We also could have ordered two parottas, right?
Must be fried chicken.
That you could escape from here
with the cash and diamond by cheating Xavier?
You are terribly mistaken. Satan Xavier never forgives betrayal!
When this call is cut, that bomb will explode.
My two sidekicks may also explode into pieces along with you.
-God! -But I don't care! So what do you think?
-Do you want to explode, or not? -Step back.
Sir, bomb!
-Dhanaya... -Yes.
-...are you afraid? -Completely, sir.
-Then run through the fields. -What about you?
-Don't wait for me. Take him as well. -He left a while back!
It will blow up now. He doesn't know how to count!
-...six, five, four, three... -Catch it.
-Good boy. -Wait there. I'll be right back.
You know what that is for? For trying to kill us with this bomb!
You and your coat. Take off your pants.
You only need a mundu. Take it off. You're trying to mess with Satan Xavier?
Come!
The highly dangerous underworld Kingpin of the High Range
Like a high voltage thunderbolt
Satan Xavier
The highly dangerous underworld Kingpin of the High Range
Like a high voltage thunderbolt
Boss!
When you said it was a bomb, they peed in their pants and gave us all the money!
They peed? I didn't see that.
-I said that for a punchline. -Then shall we?
Work on the field, wage at the ledge.
That's Satan's policy. Spend it carefully.
Deposit some in the bank as well. Then get going!
-A thousand rupees? -Such a nice man!
Then you go and light candles at his father's grave.
One thousand plus one thousand makes two thousand.
Will the GST guys catch me?
-Use the gas-cutter carefully. -Yes, sir.
Once you enter the room,
-you should cut the locker immediately. -Okay.
And at midnight, we should burn this hotel down,
break that Tamilian's head and leave the country with the money.
Aren't you coming to take money from the locker, dude, sir?
No! I've to cut onions for an egg roast tomorrow.
You contact me on the wireless, okay? One second.
I've been planning this for six months. Don't screw it up!
Come on!
Cobra! Cobra!
It's three-three-three, you fool! Hello?
-I got in okay. -Well done, my boy! Well done!
-I'm going to start work. -Yes.
-Dude, sir! -Have you opened the locker?
Yes. I think we're really lucky. They are all 500s and 1000s.
No 100s or 50s! Not even one bundle.
I will cut you like I'm cutting these onions, you Mayilvahanam!
Money! Money! Money!
I don't know what I'm going to do with so much money!
-Today... -Yes.
...from midnight...
-Tell me, my Prime Minister! Tell me! -...means, Eighth November, 2016...
from midnight 12 AM,
the currency notes of 500 rupees and 1000 rupees...
will cease to be legal tender.
Dragon, don't take anything. Come back fast.
Dude...
Don't wait any longer.
-Start! -Okay, boss.
-Sulaimaan, what's that noise there? -Nothing, boss.
I'm mixing the dough by talking to it!
Sreesanth is innocent!
-Are you crazy? -Don't interfere with this, Sachin!
I'll give you one tight slap! He's talking in his sleep!
-Has he lost his senses full time or what? -Shajiyetta,
we should definitely take Cleetus to a gynecologist tomorrow.
-That might be necessary. -Don't sleep anymore.
We've reached. Hey! You can leave with the van.
-Bring it tomorrow. -Didn't Vidya Balan get in the van?
-What? -What's that?
Did they move the church festival to my house?
-Pappan, what is that? -What is this?
It's burning.
-God, what is this? -Get down!
Hey! It's him! Isn't that him?
It's Diwali at Pappan's house?
Didn't you get enough?
I will slice you all into pieces tonight!
Moonga! Get me the stuff!
-Blast it, Pappan! -Come up here, man!
I'm coming!
All of us can explode together!
If I die in a bomb explosion, Pappan doesn't care!
-What is that? A flag post? -I don't know!
What's this? Is a coconut tree walking?
Lassar. Lassar, the devil.
Lassar doesn't care if that bomb explodes.
This isn't a bomb.
You died in a bomb blast, right?
-That was the rumor. -Pappan!
Jump and punch him in the face!
-Finish him, Shajiyetta! -Don't talk like that.
I didn't even die when a bomb exploded!
And you're trying to scare me with a firecracker?
-Are we in trouble? -I needn't interfere.
Don't do it, sir.
It's good that you wrote down your address when you hoisted that flag.
-It was easy getting here. -Escape!
You destroyed my building, the public broke in and stole my money...
and most of my goods were burnt.
I've written accounts for all that in this. Here!
Twenty-seven-hundred-thousand! Jesus!
I want the full amount within two days.
And you have to go there with the money.
Did you think Sabu was just a proprietor
of a third-rate dance bar?
When did you guys get here? There's tea in the kitchen.
-Serve tea for all of them, dear. -Shajiyetta, you are not sleeping at home.
They beat you up, you lost your senses and you're in the hospital now!
-Hospital? -Yes.
-Yes. See these oranges? -Pappan,
they took Bastin, Moonga and our golden cup as well.
They took them? Even the cup? Jesus!
Will they hurt my boys?
Usually they run when something like this happens, right?
They got scared seeing that devil and were frozen.
-Jesus! -Shajiyetta!
What do we do to make that twenty-seven-hundred-thousand now?
-I don't know, man! -Pappan,
-there's good news as well. -What is it?
Our Prime Minister, right? He banned all the 500 and 1000 notes!
-What? -The 500 and 1000 notes are banned.
In between all the punches I got,
how did he have the heart to ban the notes?
How do I make twenty-seven-hundred-thousand, Jesus?
I have seen her somewhere.
Isn't that my mom? I was here?
You won't leave me in peace here either, you devil?
When the dead Lassar, the Devil, rose from the ashes and kicked his spine,
Pappan was in shock.
But the public was shocked when the Prime Minister banned the notes.
I've brought the money. Black!
Yes. 500s and 1000s.
Swearing at my dad? Why are you swearing while talking about money?
-Dude, 500 and 1000 notes were banned! -Who?
The Prime Minister.
Such high hopes we had! Smuggling, bomb explosion,
we thought life would be much better,
now I'll have go back to illegal arrack brewing again!
The police will beat me to death again! I swear!
-Prabhakaran, what's happening? -4.5 billion rupees, brother.
Make it fast. We've got to send the load tonight.
...one thousand rupees notes will not be legal tender.
-Prabhakara! -Brother!
Even though it's meant to trick people with fake money,
our fake-note printers are in much more trouble now.
Yes.
I'll have to feed these printed notes to some cow now, God!
Brother, call that Brother Suresh.
-Is that necessary? -Yes.
Greetings, brother.
-Where is Shetty? -He is inside.
My dear Shetty, why are you getting tense?
This demonetization is not such a big problem.
It's not a sudden blow either. All that's for people with black money!
This is the biggest lottery you've won in your life.
What are you saying? I don't understand.
This is the new 2000 rupees note which is going to be released shortly.
A 2000 rupee note? When did it come out?
Even the banks only start to get them tomorrow.
Everyone thinks that a 1000 rupee note is going to be released next.
But ten days after this, it's a 500 rupee note that's coming out.
No one has seen that note's design,
except for some people at the reserve bank and a few people like me.
By the time that note is released and reaches the people,
you print the same note and distribute it all over India!
By the time people recognize which is original and which is fake,
at least ten billion fake currency will be out in the market.
-Without a doubt! -Yes!
Such a sharp mind! Great idea!
But how will I print a note that no one has seen?
I will give you the design, man! Tomorrow.
I'm not playing from the supreme bank for no reason.
Idea! Then what if we get the original design for the 2000?
No! No! If you get over excited, you'll be caught.
Five hundred is fine.
You will be the only fake note printer in India who has the design of that note.
I don't need Indian money. I can't trust it.
-Who knows when it'll get banned? -The price is quite high.
But it's okay.
-Deal! -That's it.
Twenty-seven-hundred-thousand
for that useless land? Are you living in some other world?
It's because we need it urgently, Ikka.
When we went to the co-operative bank, their state is worse than ours.
After this demonetization. Please help us somehow.
Even if I decide to help, I have only the old 500s and 1000s.
-Is that enough for you? -What do I do with that?
If you want new notes, you'll have to get it printed.
You go and bring the money to get your documents back.
Or else you'll lose your house, Shaji! I swear on Ikka. Right?
What is this? Then come and sit on my lap! Come on!
Get out!
-What are you doing? Come here. -So everything went well?
He has a good heart. That's why he's in a wheelchair.
-Is it all true? -Don't tempt me unnecessarily!
-Xavier, have I ever lied to you? Have I? -No.
I will get the stuff by midnight tonight.
That's why I took a late flight last night,
traveled four and a half hours by car and came to this High Range.
What do I gain by helping Shettys and Marwadis make money?
Tell me more.
I will send that thing through two of my guys, tonight.
-On a local train. -On a local train?
Yes. That is the safe route.
High tech smuggling can be tracked easily.
For deals like these, local set-ups are better, so that no one suspects anything.
And which railway stations don't have big crowds close by?
Gomangalam. It's a station just for the sake of it.
-No one boards or gets off there. -Both of you should be there.
Xavier, you shouldn't go. Just send them. And... three million dollars.
That's the price of this mold.
You should send it with my guys who are bringing the stuff.
Three million dollars. A hundred and eighty million rupees?
-A hundred and eighty million rupees? -Do you need it in dollars?
-Yes. -So, cheers!
A money mint worth millions and millions?
See. This is how the money mint mold the new 500 rupees note,
which was meant for some fake currency guy, Shetty, in Mangalore,
which set off to Gomangalam for Satan Xavier,
after passing through many hands.
-Lassar, sir. It's me. Shaji Pappan. -What is it?
I need a little more time.
After this demonetization, no one has any cash.
-Shajiyetta, he's not saying anything. -He must be thinking.
Sachin is also like that. He'll make a decision only after thinking twice.
Cry loudly! Let your Pappan hear you cry!
It's them!
Heard them, right? New notes. Twenty-seven-hundred-thousand rupees
should be at Lassar's house the day after tomorrow.
He's torturing my boys.
Two parottas for both of you, right?
Okay, Here you go. Hey, Sulaimaan!
Work faster!
-I'm doing it. -There are many customers. Hurry up!
Didn't you find any other shop to eat at, you scoundrels?
Look at him eating!
Dude, sir!
-You're in disguise? -Hey, Soman!
-Are you doing good? -Of course. I'm too good.
I'm in this position because of you!
-Where are the others? -They are all here!
-Are they? -Yes. Come!
-I've come with a new deal! -Really?
I have an old deal to settle with you!
-I came at the right time then! -I swear!
-Thank you! -I looked for you everywhere!
Where are you going, Sulaimaan?
He's from my village, sir.
-Shall I serve an oothappam for Aunty? -No.
-What's that noise there? -Nothing, sir. It's a dog! A stray dog!
Tell them to stop, Dude. Dragon, take them away!
New deal, Dude. Five billion!
Five billion! Money mint! We can print!
-Five billion! -Five billion?
-We can print. There's a money mint mold. -He's correct.
Come on.
Money mint... Come on, boys! Follow me.
-Bro, are you hurt? -This is nothing, man!
Wasn't he just beaten up?
Sulaimaan?
-What is this, Sulaimaan? -Not Sulaimaan.
Damodaran Unni's son, Dilman Edakkochi.
People call me... Dude.
Oops. I forgot something!
Got it!
Hey, Maan!
I will not spare you!
Dude, sir, so you remember whatever I told you, right?
I will stop the car on top of Mookkumkuthi bridge.
Then I will lift the bonnet. That's the signal.
Don't create a ruckus there by firing and shooting!
That won't be necessary. This is not like the old herb deal.
These fools won't be alone. I'll be dealing directly.
That's better.
Shall I go then? Or else Satan Xavier will suspect me!
And half the notes you print would be for me, right?
No, right?
I asked you to wash the van, you fool!
It's been a long time since you had a wash, right?
-Hey. -What is it, Shajiyetta?
I was thinking,
-shall we all go together to their place? -And then?
Then what? We'll start!
And then we'll escape. What else is there to do?
With this back pain? Pappan?
-Best! -We should bring our boys back, right?
You saw that Lassar, right? He's as big as a baby elephant.
He won't fall even if we hit him with a shovel.
Pull off some trick, Pappan!
Cleetus, how much will we get if we sell your necklace?
If we sell this, around ten...
-That would be enough, right? -...around 350 rupees.
But will they buy rolled gold?
-What is he saying? -Get lost!
Hello, brother!
-How are you? -Cleetus!
Good! Good!
-Abu? -Give it to me.
Hello, it's Arakkal Abu.
Hello, Brother Abu. We'll reach Gomangalam station at 11 a.m.
Go there directly with the money.
We don't have the time to get off there. We're going directly to Palakkad.
-Okay. -And one more thing. We need new notes.
If you don't have new notes, even 50s and 100s will be fine.
But we don't need the old currency.
We are-- Will be there-- To get the stuff.
Shajiyetta, that was the Bengali with the medicine.
They will reach Gomangalam station tomorrow at 11 a.m.
-Medicine in between all this? -My dear Shajiyetta, please buy it!
And, yeah, Shajiyetta,
even these Bengalis know about the demonetization now.
But how do we manage the 15,000 to give them?
I am very sure that with this medicine, Pappan's back pain would be cured.
If Pappan's back pain is cured with that medicine,
-we can go thrash them to pulp, right? -Yes!
I don't have the money for the medicine, man!
Think about how we're going to get our boys back.
-Pappan! -What is it?
Mom went on a visit to the ICU and hasn't left!
Is that her new home?
She swore that she won't come back unless you return the documents.
-I'm very happy! -And then,
this has all the money I made by selling goat milk and the big goat.
It's all in change. I saved it to buy a scooter.
Anyway, it would be more than 15,000.
-Here you go, Pappan. -Take it, Pappan.
Take it, Shajiyetta.
Get your back pain sorted and thrash them, Pappan!
That's it!
So you remember everything, right? Everything should be as per the plan!
There are three million dollars in this.
Go straight to Gomangalam station. Only they will be there.
Pay the money, and buy the money mint.
And you'll reach the place I told you without anyone noticing.
-Okay, sir. -Okay?
-Just a minute. Paying, getting. Simple. -Go! Go! Go!
-How is my tie, Soman? -Aren't you ashamed to wear it?
We're going for such a big deal, right?
They should understand that we're not ordinary people.
-What was the name of that station? -Gomangalam.
-What kind of a station is this? -What is this? Legislative assembly?
Hey! Hold this. It's too heavy.
With all the change and chips, why not add a couple of jackfruits?
Will they bring the medicine unharmed?
-Stop! Stop! -I am stopping.
Isn't that Sarbath Shemeer?
Why is he at this station?
-The train is about to reach-- -Hands up!
Slowly. Bend down and go.
When I reach the station after sending them in the Madurai train,
the case file should be on my table.
Hey! Don't say that we hit you when lawyers ask you.
-Come! -Sarbath. I need a salted soda.
I'll try telling him. It's Sarbath Shemeer.
-Pappan! -Why are you getting scared?
-We are the police, right? -Correct.
I'll scare them. What are you doing here?
Did you come to plant a bomb in a deserted station?
No, sir. I came to buy medicine for my back pain.
Don't lie. Is your dad running a medical store here?
-No, sir. It's coming from abroad. -Abroad?
Yeah. From Rajasthan. They will bring it on the train now.
Remember one thing. I will always have an eye on you!
-As you say, sir. -Sir,
is it true that you don't know how to salute?
Sir, show him how it's done.
Give it.
-It's correct. -That was awesome.
That is how you make a policeman salute you!
-His respect for me has increased, right? -I felt that they were mocking you, sir.
-No. He's more respectful now. -Then it must be right.
Sir, he's out of the district. Shall we catch him now?
You fool! He didn't leave the district. He only left the state, right?
Then where is this district? What is that for, sir?
Who knows when we're going to see these guys again!
But this district and state...
-Jesus! Shaji Pappan! -Did they ban the train along with notes?
Whenever I see him, I get caught by the police. Today as well. Come!
Come!
Hey, brother. Wake up. We've reached the station.
Come on!
-How do we find them? -Medicine guy? Medicine guy?
Shajiyetta, they will only understand if we call in Hindi.
-Then you call. -Brother Medicine!
Here he is. There are two of them? Is this the stuff?
-Police? -Police are our friends! But Fakru?
Isn't this Fakru? Didn't you see the box?
Isn't this the medicine, for the back? Here! Hold the money!
My back pain!
-Sir, selfie? -Okay!
Okay, then.
He doesn't hug his own dad like that.
Bye!
Pappan! Come here.
Get back to the district before dark, before I notice.
And no one should know that we met here.
Medicine?
-Hey! Which Indian state was it? -Bengal.
-That's what I studied somewhere. -Pappan!
I hope I'm cured at least with this, boys.
You will be okay, Pappan!
Gomangalam? Hey!
-We reached Gomangalam station. -What happened?
We have to get off. Take the stuff. Hey! Stop the train!
-Come on! -At least don't lose this one, Cleetus.
Idiots. They didn't see us. Both Pappan and the train left.
-The train also left. -Both Pappan and the train left.
Hey! Come!
God! Did everyone leave? There's no one here.
What do we tell Satan now?
-We'll have to hear all his cusses! -Soman! No one has gone.
-They got here okay. -Why didn't you tell me earlier?
-Come fast. Don't lose our standard. -No way.
Look at them standing with the currency mold.
-Yes. Looks like Beemappalli. -Namaste.
We were hiding because the police were here.
Who are you both?
-What? -Where is Abu and Cleetus?
Where are those sons of Satan?
Hey, brother! We are the sons of Satan.
Can't you guess by how we look? We are his boys!
-Hold this. -What is this?
-It's a box. -Give it here.
Listen. There's one thing.
Drink it mixed with cow urine every morning.
What?
He says that you'll have to drink cow urine.
-I won't drink. -I'll drink it. You get the box.
Only you North Indians need to drink cow urine!
-What is he saying? -Who are these people?
-Why didn't Abu and Cleetus come? -They must have had some other work.
But they sent the right people.
-But... -What do you want, brother?
-Money! -Money is in there, right?
Fifteen thousand rupees in such a big bag?
There will be Kerala chips in it, brother.
Hey, Soman. When they said it's a money mint, I thought
it would look like a big can which can hold up to ten liters of arrack.
But this... Nice!
This is not a mint, man. It's a design to print notes.
People simply call it a money mint.
What happened?
There's something wrong with it at times.
Yeah. Might be out of Diesel. Check!
Didn't I ask them to wait here?
There wasn't any problem when I drove.
Where the hell are they?
-Hey! -Okay, right?
Hey, blackie with the box! Come here. Come here.
-Gun? -Come here.
I won't give you this. This belongs to Satan, sir.
-Come here. -Don't shoot here.
It's some big team. Give them the stuff. Come! Come out.
-Come! -Should I?
-Come here! Fast! -Or they'll kill us! Give it!
-We needn't be shot dead, right? -Say sorry.
We got it with so much difficulty, sir.
-Give it. -Give me the box, you black bear!
-Give it. He's pointing the gun. -Get lost. I won't give it.
You need honesty towards your job!
-What is this? -Earthquake?
-What's happening? -Hey!
-Wasn't that a gunshot? -Yes.
-Let's clear out. -Hurry up.
-Go fast. -Yes.
-Go fast! -No!
-This is vehicle, Dude. -Stop the vehicle!
Reach for it, Dude.
No! My box! Give it, you dog!
Get lost, you dog! This is our box!
You're lucky that my muscles sprained when you pointed the gun!
You asked me to hide on top of a lorry? You dog!
Didn't I tell you not to wear sunglasses?
All you idiots are blind!
Boss! Success!
-Check it out. -But, Xavier, sir,
I don't understand who tried to steal our money mint
at gunpoint on the way!
-Even me. -Enemies are everywhere.
Was it them?
Idiots! They must have reached Coimbatore in that lorry.
-We got our money mint, right? -Yes!
What is this, Soman? Your dad's street medicine shop?
Check properly, sir. It must be in that bottle.
-God! I hope this is it. -"Daily, three times...
Apply it three times a day before a bath.
-Your pain will be cured." What is this? -This is what they gave us.
Where is my money mint?
What is this?
-Shajiyetta! -Bring it here, man!
Shajiyetta, look at this.
-No need to look. Just apply it. -No, Shajiyetta. Look at this!
This was inside the box!
What is this?
Is it tasty?
Is it a metal?
Should we apply it on the back after grinding all of it together?
No, Shajiyetta. It looks like some antique. Look at this.
There's a photo of some king.
Hey! It's not that!
I think this is the photo of the physician who made this.
Pappan, it has 500 written on it. It must be 500 years old.
-Will it be the physician's number? -Shall we call them?
You guys are such fools! There are many pieces, right?
We should put all of them together, keep it on Pappan's back and weld it.
Then weld it on my chest!
Shajiyetta, I can't reach that Fakru on his phone.
You won't!
Are all of you happy now that we've lost that poor Rachel's 15,000 rupees?
Scumbags!
-Pappan! -Go to hell!
-Shajiyetta, what do we do now? -Give it to some scrap dealer.
Then shall we give it to Iron Abdullah?
His back ache has become a headache for us.
Get in fast.
Xavier, sir...
I am sure those tug of war idiots will have the stuff.
There was no one else at the station apart from them.
-Isn't that so? -Is it?
-Where would they be? -They will be at home.
Where else would they go?
Shall we go to his house and kidnap that Pappan's mom?
-Good idea! -What did you say?
-We'll kidnap his mom! -Or no need. Dad, mom or sister?
Then that hag will be my responsibility!
Xavier, sir, that is Pappan's niece.
-Shall we kidnap her instead of his mom? -That's correct, Xavier, sir.
If we kidnap the girl, whoever it is, they will come to us like dogs,
scared of shame. What do you say?
This is the first time in my life I've done such a cheap thing.
I don't have time. That's the only reason I'm doing this.
You guys, go and kidnap her.
Done. Soman, show some fury!
She'll know what the power of this battery is.
Hey, girl! Don't make too much noise.
You better come and get into that Jeep. Rest, we'll talk after that.
-Go! -Didn't you hear him?
It's Satan Xavier in that Jeep. However much you shout, we'll take you.
-That will be a disgrace for you. -What say you then?
Will you get in yourself, or should we carry you?
What?
KATTAPPANA ACADEMY OF SHOTOKAN KARATE AND SHAOLIN KUNG FU
-Soman, don't get up! -She'll kick you if you get up.
Boss, start the car! She's from a badass family.
This thing...
I think these are the duplicates of coins used by Sultans who ruled 500 years back.
Anyway it's written 500. So I'll add another zero and give you 5,000.
Five thousand won't be enough. We bought it with a lot of money.
Let's do one thing.
-I'm not selling it. I'll keep it at home. -Don't say that.
Anyway, you guys came all the way here, right?
Don't make it in vain. Quote a price.
-The price would be... 16,000... -One hundred thousand.
Yes.
One hundred thousand is too much. That won't be possible.
What do I say?
I love these old things like antiques a little too much.
Whatever! I'll add another zero and give you 50,000.
That's fair.
-Then add two, three more zeroes, please. -Yes.
Right from childhood, Shajiyettan has been deeply in love with zeroes.
Really? Why not?
There are already three to four zeroes in 50,000.
-Fifty thousand? -It's okay, right?
-Definitely. -Here you go.
Not 1,000 or 500. Okay then.
Come. There's relaxation after demonetization now.
-What do we do for the rest of the money? -We can sell Pappan's kidney for that.
-What? -We can sell his kidney.
Mine? I sold that long back.
Hey! Why did he pay 50,000 for this thing worth 15,000?
What if it's not an antique? What if it's gold? Shall we check?
Shajiyetta! It's an antique. I am sure.
I've dealt with a lot of antiques.
Just think that we fooled him and made some money.
Hey! Isn't Pappan's van older than that antique?
-What will we get if we sell this? -A kick from me!
Come! Let's try to get our boys out.
-What is this, man? -Come!
Lonappan!
Once they leave, get our special vehicle out.
We need to rush to Coimbatore.
-Okay, Ikka. -Oh, God!
This Abdullah thought everything was over with the demonetization!
God! You're showering this poor smuggler with blessings again and again!
Oh, God!
-You don't have much discipline. -I also felt so, sir.
You learned a lot of things today.
If you pay attention, I'll make you another Shemeer.
-Come on! -Will I be such a disaster?
Aashaan has sent me a message on WhatsApp.
Will it be your suspension letter?
Aashaan is always observing me.
My time has changed.
That's why I felt like posing for this photo even though I barged in!
Now I'll only have success. Aashaan is calling.
-You have forgiven me? -Like hell!
-Where's that Kammatipadam? -Kammatipadam?
In the photo I sent now, you're all active while that Kammatipadam was exchanged.
The Central Intelligence Department sent me that photo.
-Sir, I-- -Don't speak a word!
A team has set off from there.
If you don't catch the people who smuggled it this evening,
you're gone!
Are you complying with insurgents now, you rascal?
-What is this Kammatipadam? -Isn't that Dulquer Salmaan's movie?
-How can that be carried in a box? -Which box?
-This box with this bloody Pappan. -That must be the film box.
Shajiyetta, phone for you.
Jesus! It must be from the hospital to pay the bill.
-Hello! -You bloody insurgent, Pappan!
Have you turned into an international underworld criminal now?
I don't have anything to do with Lassar. When they caught my boys--
If they catch your boys, will you print fake notes?
When no one has any notes with them too!
-Fake notes? -You better stay where you are.
And when I come, that Kammatipadam-- Sheesh!
Surrender with that Kammatam.
Hey! We bought a money mint instead of the medicine at the railway station!
Hello! He switched off his phone.
-Govindan, park the car there. -Sir.
Shajiyetta, we have unknowingly turned into underworld criminals already!
You and your underworld!
-Why are you crying like that? -It's my phone.
I just got a message.
-God! What's the next trouble-- -Shajiyetta!
-It's us! -Us?
God! Why does it say insurgents and all?
-Pappan, did we become famous so quickly? -Jesus! I think the police will catch us.
Start the car, Pappan!
He fooled us by only giving us 50,000. We should get the mint back from him!
You have dealt with a lot of antiques, right?
I've bought so many appams and curries for you, right?
I hope he is still there.
The intelligence report says that the design
of the new 500-rupee notes has been leaked...
These guys used to play around in our neighborhood, right?
Yes!
Within the blink of an eye, they became insurgents!
What progress!
Intelligence sent out the photo of the exchange...
Isn't that our Shaji Pappan?
Opposition demanded that the insurgents should be arrested immediately,
and the home minister should accept responsibility and resign soon!
Lonappan, switch on that light and speed up!
-Then no one will suspect us. -Okay.
Couldn't he tell us that it was a fake note mold?
If he says that, how will he be able to print it?
God! I hope he is still there.
Hey! Wasn't that Iron Abdullah's driver driving the ambulance?
-Yes, Pappan! -Jesus! Did Abdullah die?
No, Shajiyetta! What if he escaped in an ambulance so that we can't catch him?
You're right! Turn the van around, Pappan!
Get him!
-Turn it, Pappan! -I won't spare you!
Idiots.
When I asked for a place to hide, you took me on top of a lorry!
We're lucky that the driver felt sorry for us and let us get down.
Or else we would've had to get down at Coimbatore.
Donkeys!
Now, don't worry about anything!
If we see him, I'll just shoot him to death like this...
I should be blaming myself!
If I bought three elephants instead of feeding you guys...
I could have sent them to Thrisshur Pooram and made some money!
-I have a doubt. -Yes. Tell me. Ask me.
Doubts are always good.
-During the Thrisshur Pooram... -Yes.
...if we display our three elephants
among all those elephants, will they get sold?
Dude, the dynamite! I haven't removed the pin! No!
I haven't removed the pin. It won't explode.
No need to get scared. I haven't removed the pin.
-Dude! -Dude!
This is not how you make parottas.
-With egg and sugar-- -You should do it like this.
Dude, get up.
Dude, you're not the old parotta dude.
You're the Bangkok Dude.
An ambulance is coming. Stop it!
Get up, Dude! Stop! Stop, I say!
Lonappan, what's that noise there? Why did you stop?
This ambulance is not for patients.
So you're only taking aunties going to weddings?
Lonappan, who is this? What is all this?
-Come here. -Please take me also!
He's gone!
Who are you?
-What? -No!
-No! What is that? -I won't give it.
You won't give it? What won't you give?
You...
Pappan, go fast!
This is not that mortgaged bullet. It's a van.
Shajiyetta, those medicine guys from Bengal are calling.
Ikka, hang up. Police will trace the call.
Pappan, it's them!
Oh, God!
-Get out! -God! Save me!
-Save me! -Shajiyetta, that's Abdullah!
Hey! Isn't that the gunman?
Oh, no! Bloody village dwellers! Start! Close the door! Let's go!
Oh, God!
-Abu, let's get our stuff back. -He didn't die?
That gunman gave you the kick we should have given you!
What did you say? You have a deep love for antiques, right?
Here's the money for your love! Give us our stuff.
Everything is gone! He took everything in that ambulance.
Ambulance? Abu, get in.
-Shaji, I'll also come. Let's go together. -Throw this thing away, man!
-Are you avoiding me? -Start the van!
Let's go! Let's go!
-Get lost, you scrap man! -Chase!
Oh, God! My money mint is gone!
If not me, then no one needs to have it. I'll sort you out now.
Looks like my cap will be short-lived.
And some idiots along with me. What do I do?
My cap!
Why are you crying?
I'm crying because you will be in jail before I can complete my studies!
Elephants have flown away in the storm, and you're worried about your underwear?
-When did that happen? -One tight slap!
True caller. Iron Abdullah.
Who is this nuisance?
-SI Shemeer. -This is an anonymous call.
I'm not interested in revealing my name.
You needn't say your name. Just tell me the matter.
That Shaji Pappan and boys
have gone up the Kulamavu dam with that fake money mint.
You can catch them if you go now.
-Govindan, start the car now! -Okay, sir.
I won't spare you!
But how did this West Indian beast get involved in all this?
When there are bad times, all these scoundrels arrive!
Go fast, Pappan!
That's an ambulance. If I go faster, all of us will have to travel in that!
Pappan, stop the van!
-What happened? -I want to pee.
-I'll slice it off! -My sweetheart!
Shajiyetta, hurry up!
Who blocked Pappan's van? Get out and hit him, Pappan!
-Who's this one-eyed man? -Oh, God! Uthup!
Will Uthup finish us, Pappan?
Shaji Pappan! Come out.
He must have understood that we did it, right?
-If I don't come back, take my body home. -Shall I order a wreath, Pappan?
What happened, Uthup Achaya? Are you going to the church like pirates?
After that incident, the opposition bashed me up royally.
So I was in the hospital for three weeks.
From there, the police took me and put me in jail for a few days.
Not just that...
they burnt my wig too!
Oops! The window is closed.
You should tell Stella...
that the brake failed because it was an old Jeep.
Look! I've bought a new car. On the way from here,
I can brake anywhere I want with this car.
Really?
-What is this? -Give this to Stella.
Uthup Achayan's Drum Stick!
Sheesh!
-I'll give it to her. -All of you, get in.
-That loser is as old as Kerala. -Pappan, come and get in fast.
-Let's go! -He wants me to give it to Stella.
We'll use it as munchies.
Hurry up, Pappan!
Shut up! This van even running is a big deal!
How are they able to follow us wherever we go?
That's what I don't understand, Dude.
You idiot! Turn off the siren!
-Turn the siren off! -That's true!
We could have escaped from them ten kilometers back.
And now they're complaining that we're being followed!
-What is this? -The van crashed inside the tunnel, Dude.
What tunnel?
We don't know, Dude. It's dark all around. Let's check.
-Open your eyes and look! -Turn on the light!
Open it and look.
Did the tunnel swallow us?
-What is this? -I don't want to go to my mother!
-Why? -She's dead!
Well, that, and because we've crashed in here.
Boss!
Dude, we are moving again!
-But we are not driving. -Not us?
Then who is it?
How dare you mess with me?
Now you'll be making parottas your entire life!
Go forward. Turn!
Stop near our men. Forward!
Get the ambulance out,
keep him alone inside, beat him to pulp and bring him to our hotel!
Most importantly, you should beat him and turn him into minced meat! Go!
You should've thought about that when you threw away all those guns and bombs!
Brother, I'll only take that money mint! Please.
Bro, please give it to me and me alone. What is this, bro?
Do you need that mint to make parottas?
Brother, please.
Brother! Brother!
-Again, those village dwellers! -Shajiyetta, it's him!
Fools!
Pappan!
-Where? -There!
There it is! Got it!
We've looked all over for you, my dear!
Please don't surrender me to those intelligence officers, sir.
I don't even know Hindi.
I'll catch them, sir. Definitely!
Please give me one hour.
-What is it? -Sir, it's that Satan Xavier.
Sir!
Isn't that Shemeer?
Sir, shall I give way?
Yes. Go ahead.
Xavier, sir, shall we give way to them?
-He will give way. -Never give way to him.
He has been troubling the police for a long time now.
Even last week, he scared us with that bomb on a plate.
-True! -What more do you have to lose, sir?
Get lost!
Govindan, blow that horn loud and clear!
-Govindan, come on! -Okay, sir.
-Sir, they've blown the horn. -Idiot, Shemeer.
He's making a psychological move.
Let him have the high beams from me.
Sir, they turned the light on!
-You also turn the light on. -Done, sir.
That's it. We needed some color bulbs as well, sir.
Correct.
Then this Xavier will put an end to this.
But, sir, shall we give them a little way?
Xavier, sir, we don't have time for this. Why should we wage wars now?
-I'm fed up! -Keep quiet!
If I get scared of him once, I'll have to be scared of him forever.
-Hold on tight! -You also start the car!
I will teach you today what psychology is all about!
He will lose this war and retreat to the jungle with his Jeep!
-Start the car! -Xavier, this is your end!
Until the last moment, he will think that I'll move.
When he realizes that I won't, he will move!
-Here you go, Shemeer. This is your end! -Sir, shall we make way?
Shut up! Move forward!
-I need to put an end to this today. -That's correct!
Shemeer, sir, you're super!
He didn't move!
Get lost!
He tried to mess with Pappan!
Pappan!
Pappan, shall we escape with this? We can make millions!
Get lost, you scum!
I won't do such God-forbidden acts.
But, Shajiyetta, we can keep it with us for three to four days,
print 30 to 40 million and give it to the police gradually!
Yes. I'll give you a kick!
Didn't they call us insurgents already?
So you're all saying we make it true?
How can we become insurgents? We are helping the country, right?
They just need to print half, right? Won't we print the rest?
-That's correct! -We should surrender this to the police.
Not so easily though. Two birds with one stone!
Call Sarbath Shemeer.
Let me call that other scoundrel.
Since the original mold was leaked...
Bro!
...it will be difficult to identify these fake notes.
-Tell me. It's Lassar. -Lassar!
This is Pappan. Shaji Pappan.
You must have heard everything, right?
So we're coming there with the stuff.
Not just 20, let's print three billion or more!
Okay. I have the rest of the set up here. Come here.
Okay then. See you.
Scumbag!
He's waiting. I hope he doesn't hurt my boys.
I didn't know that your Pappan is such a big shot.
So we're all the same kind!
Right?
Hey! Once Pappan becomes a great smuggler,
-will he forget us? -No!
Awesome!
Boss, whatever we stuck together is correct, right?
Get lost!
Note Marty has been doing this job for a long time!
I am the Governor of Kunmamkulam Reserve Bank.
There's not even a little difference
between my notes and the Reserve bank's notes.
Shut your mouth and put this into the printer.
Don't screw things up.
Shajiyetta, we didn't know that you were such a big shot.
That's okay, man!
It must be poisoned. Don't drink it.
-So, how are things? -We're under a lot of pressure!
A goon's job is like that.
-Send my greetings to your mom. -I will.
I don't have to say anything more, right? Good job, Pappan!
This is the first time I've dealt with a smuggler,
who the entire country is searching for.
We'll have a blast here in Kerala.
We all can do that. But first, let's talk business.
Yes! First, let's sell these tires and split the money in half.
Cleetus, I'll slap you!
What's happening there? One minute, Lassaretta!
Get me those prints.
Give me an original 500 note.
Here.
Awesome, Lassaretta!
Even the Reserve Bank Governor couldn't tell
which is original and which is duplicate!
We are millionaires, Lassaretta!
Shall we call Sarbath Shemeer now?
Is this the time to drink sharbat?
Bloody idiot!
Lassaretta, there's a small problem.
In the new notes we printed, Gandhiji does not have spectacles!
Let's go back to our old position.
Shajiyetta, this is what happens wherever we go for a deal!
He's getting up!
Sir, the notes were banned at midnight, right?
So when he woke up from sleep, to click the photo for new notes,
Bapuji might have forgotten to wear his spectacles.
Lasu is taller.
Pappan lost. Sit down.
Cleetus!
Hi. You have a sword, huh? Is it a costume drama?
You tried to fool Lassar? Bloody swine!
Finish them, Shajiyetta!
Pappan, hit them!
Even Haji Mastan would salute The brave and mighty Shaji Pappan
Even an atom bomb would defuse On its own at the sight of Shaji Pappan
You shouldn't have!
We built a raft with just Our valor in hand
As friends join Together to row forward
If some blood had splashed on my face, it wouldn't have disgusted me!
Shajiyetta!
The chest broadens with pride
The iron fists are shining
There's fire in both the eyes
When fury is at its peak It's a game of fire
Like an out of control weapon
Once angered He's a mighty male elephant
Even the whole world will crumble At their hands
To reach the sky as lightning
Their mighty hearts are finding Fresh paths
Those who set the fireworks aflame
Can answer the scorching sun On the streets
O' mighty warriors, who are swimming Across the raging dark sea?
If you touch me, I will tolerate it.
But if you touch my boys...
I won't tolerate that!
They swing on a mad elephant's tusk
They are daredevils with many tricks Up their sleeves
Who is there to fight them And stop them from blazing forward?
You!
Hey, Pappan!
Have you seen actual dynamite?
One that explodes?
I kept this aside for you!
To use it if the need arises!
Kill him, brother!
When death is about to strike, not knowing what to do,
we would stand still with a sheepish scared face!
Like this. Pappan alone wasn't scared
He had seen a sight which none of us had seen.
-Mr. Shaji, congrats. -So be it.
What did he say, Shajiyetta?
I didn't understand. But don't show that.
Even though the design went wrong by mistake.
Printing it and leaking the design is a serious crime.
For helping us to nab the absconding criminal and gang,
who printed the fake notes,
and for giving information to the local police, we thank you.
-Who wants thanks? -Not only with the police department.
-Again? -But the whole nation is thankful to you.
Sir! I have a doubt. Do they also have a part to play in this?
-When things went out of hand-- -Shut up, you idiot!
And the one who was supposed to receive this in the High Range,
if that guy in Mangalore regains his senses, we'll make him say it.
For catching such a big fake note gang, won't we get any reward?
Can't you give ten percent of those fake notes to us?
You want the whole thing?
-Yes. -No need!
For you, who avoided the liability of millions to the country's economy,
from the Government...
Where would we store all that money?
-You'll get a reward of 10,001 rupees. -Ten thousand and one damn rupees?
This is why no one returns the money mint. Understood?
Isn't that a bit too much, sir?
It won't even be enough for Pappan's medicine!
And you'll be getting an official message about the reward.
So, Shaji, thank you and all the best!
Fool. Poor boy.
-Hey, Cleetus. Where are you going? -Pappan!
If you guys ever plan on taking a selfie,
you should ask prior permission from the station!
Sir, our cup?
It's a seized item. We got it from the crime-scene.
The case should be done. It could take five, six years.
Sir, we got it with so much difficulty--
-Pappan! -What is it?
Just because you helped us catch that Lassar,
who fooled us saying that he died in a bomb explosion,
I didn't lose my cap. That's why I'm letting you go!
Or else...
Sir, shall we take all those exploded guys to the hospital?
Yes. Get someone to scrape them up. You, come with me.
-Will you give it? -No! I won't!
These policemen are rascals, man!
This is why I didn't become a police officer.
Shajiyetta, what about your mom and our club?
Everything was in the air, right?
By the time we get the cup in our hands after the case,
we'll lose the club, Shajiyetta!
Club, cup, everything is gone, man!
Who's that?
What now?
-Shajiyetta, this-- -Who are these new losers?
This is our Fakru. Fakru!
Who was at the station then? Ikru?
Didn't I tell you then that it wasn't Fakru?
Hey, brother! Are they your Abu and Cleetus?
Yes. Come here!
Shajiyetta, come out.
Brother Fakru! Where were you?
-We mistook the others for you-- -We looked for you all over.
Catch this!
What the hell did you do? Some other people came and gave something else--
Shajiyetta! Dollar!
-What? -Dollars!
We want Indian money!
-We don't have any money! -Pappan doesn't lie.
Remove your chain.
Give me the money or give me this chain.
-Hey! What are you doing? -Let them take it.
-It's rolled gold. -Is it?
Our work is done. Let's go!
Go fast!
-You fool! It's fake! -Shajiyetta!
-Dollars. -Dollars, man!
What do we do with dollars?
Shouldn't we go to America to exchange this?
Then what?
Because Pappan has a case, he won't get a passport.
Can't we exchange it here?
If so, they would have exchanged it, right?
That's true.
Dude, those guys...
You guys are such fools!
I have seen that jeep somewhere.
I didn't get married for so long to find a girl like you.
-But we could have told him. -Ask him to get lost.
We'll go straight to Kulu and then to Manali.
Shajiyettan!
-What did you say that for? -Get lost!
My yellow shirt.
My necklace, my mundu, my trousers.
Some unlucky guy's wife, right?
-Who is this, Etta? -Shajiyettan!
-He was your driver? -Yes. I was his driver!
You loser!
-Do you know who he is? -Don't tell her, please.
When I had a back sprain, he eloped with my wife. This scoundrel!
-Are you married, Ponnappan Chettan? -No.
Come with me. He's crazy!
Hey! I don't need anything. Return my trousers at least!
Return my trousers!